i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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