i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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