She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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