: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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