Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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