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(647): View more from Ontario

Whatcha textin bout Willis?

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(858): View more from California

I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.

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(404): View more from Georgia

we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?

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(410): View more from Maryland

was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long

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(586): View more from Michigan

I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want

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