So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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