So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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