i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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