I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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