I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i came on her dog
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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