with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Never joke about your clitoris.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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