Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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