soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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