I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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