u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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