Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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