I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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