What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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