Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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