What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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