Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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