Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
tell me about the eggs
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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