I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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