Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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