I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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