I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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