singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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