That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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