Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just invented taco cereal.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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