I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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