Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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