Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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