We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
They took my balls.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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