He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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