I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
