i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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