Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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