I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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