This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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