He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Even my vagina gasped.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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