Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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