what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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