Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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