Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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