dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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