it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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