Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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