chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up under a house in Key West
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