but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
3 2 1 whiskey
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
