Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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