When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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