But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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