I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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