we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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